Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Randomize
