I just saw a hot homeless man
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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