I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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