speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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