I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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