let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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