That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
tell me about the fingering
Randomize