why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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