It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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