I just made out with a guy for $7.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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