bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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