did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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