I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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