So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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