dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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