I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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