You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
So many bounce houses so little time
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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