is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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