U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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