If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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