Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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