quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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