Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
is it fun? or sober?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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