i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize