? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i think i have two assholes
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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