I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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