So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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