i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Say something about gay babies.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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