so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
So vagazzling was a success
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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