Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize
