she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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