Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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