it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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