I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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