i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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