your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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