And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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