my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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