some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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