12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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