there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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