what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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