its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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