She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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