You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
my nose is crying tears of wow.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
