He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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