this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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