More tranny stories later!
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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