Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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