I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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