So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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