On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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