You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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