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u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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