What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
don't judge my taste in strippers
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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