So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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