Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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