Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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